I'm Only a Cat!

I'm only a cat,

and I stay in my place...

Up there on your chair,

on your bed or your face!

I'm only a cat,

and I don't finick much...
I'm happy with cream
and anchovies and such!

I'm only a cat,
and we'll get along fine...
As long as you know
I'm not yours... you're all mine!

Cobra's do Calculus?

I've a cobra that does calculus

And an anaconda that loves algebra

I've a grass snake that does geometry

And a python that adores pythagoras

So it's just my luck to waste 10 bucks

On a puff adder that's masthmatic

'Valetudinarianism'

I visited the surgery

To request a sick note.

Under diagnosis,

The good doctor wrote

'Valetudinarianism'

An affliction, with such a description.

'Surely', I say, 'I'm due a prescription.'
The good doctor concurs,

But writes just three words

'Buy a dictionary.'

Vulture Bees, and There need for a Flame Thrower

Me and lach needed to do a piece on vulture bees,

lach went on about then being the 2nd most disgusting

animal in the world (first being the vulture, but in my opinion

the creatures from the dungeon dimension are much worse. But there

not from this world so they don't count.) I on the other hand

said they were very useful critter's and we should

do something for them; with a flame thrower.

O.k that isn't a vulture bee, but why ruin a good story with the facts?

Dragons, Flowers and a Cat.

Here's another weird pic!

Pi, Numbers and Numerals.

And all three are hard to understand.

Alright the numbers are'nt too bad, but pi is that bad

Happy Mothers Day!

I wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away.

I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves washed it away.

I wrote your name in my heart,
and I've had chest pain ever since.

Happy, happy mothers day!

Happy Battles.

Lachy birthday came again,

and here's a picy for him!

I really,really would not want to be the horse man.

Chess, What a Silly Game.

Vimes had never got on with any game much more complex than darts. Chess in particular had always annoyed him. It was the dumb way the pawns went off and slaughtered their fellow pawns while the kings lounged about doing nothing that always got to him; if only the pawns united, maybe talked the rooks round, the whole board could've been a republic in a dozen moves.

Discworld quote from Thud.

Mum said i had to do a blog.And it had to be a long one.Sigh.oh well.This should be long enough.

Ice Giant

It became apparent that one reason why the Ice Giants were known as the Ice Giants was because they were, well, giants. The other was that they were made of ice.

A White, White Dogwood

O my luv is like a white, white dogwood,
thats wilting in the june.

O my luv like a melodie,

that's played right out of tune.

The One Ring

Three rings for the elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the dearf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for mortal man doomed to die,

One for the dark lord on his dark throne,

In the land of mordor where the shadows lie,

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,

One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Late to Bed

Late to rise, late to bed

make a man, Unhealthy,

Unweathy, and dead.

So don't do it!

Oceans?Oh dear..

Oceans are big.

Oceans are cold.
Oceans are wet.

Oceans are tall.

Most of these thing

Oceans are but there

Is one thing that they ain't.

Which?

By the way the pic will not be any help.

Mountains, Darn the Mountains

Mountains are small,
Mountains are big,
But ever mountain,
No matter how big,
Or how small,
Mountains are all very rocky,
isn't that nice?
















Sorry I'm not very good at doing poems,
so this is going to be as good as it will get.
At least for now.

Here are some funny latin phases

Enjoy!

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me

Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.

Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum!
Don't you dare erase my hard disk!

CAVE FLUFFY CANEM!
BEWARE OF FLUFFY DOG!

Casu consulto.
Accidentally on purpose

Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!

Pistrix! Pistrix!
Shark! Shark!

CUM CATAPULTAE PROSCRIPTAE ERUNT TUM SOLI PROSCRIPTI CATAPULTAS HABEBUNT!
WHEN CATAPULTS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE CATAPULTS !


Any good ?

Utinam barbari!

Properly it translates it says:

May barbarians invade your personal space!

Did you guess?

Hmm, I wonder if orcas like pizza?

Anyway, this one does.

The bird in The Cage

How sadly the bird in the cage

watches the butterflys.

I'm sure they would be

quite tasty.