Red Sky at Day, the Ships All Aflame

We just got told last night that we had had a new cousin,
unsurprisingly she was a girl, and angelique
is her name, her big sister calls her leek.
(shes only 2 and a half so you can't
really blame her).

Lachy's Birthday Soon!

Did you ever happen to perchance hear of the horrible
and terrible events of may 3, 1789? Of the terror that
was aroused in the hearts of men, women and small
furry dogs? Of the things that roamed, and growled in
dark corners, the things that howled in street and the things
that crawled in darkness...

What, you haven't? Well the really funny
thing is,

Neither Have I.
Surprised? I hope not!